Smith Calls Sexual Assault Joke 

A woman charged sexual assaulting a man so badly that it left him in critical condition last month now tells police she did it as “a joke.”27-year-old Laura Smith told police that she sexually assaulted the man, then burned him with microwave-heated water while he was passed out.The 43-year-old victim suffered burns on his back, a broken ankle, and a perforated bowel.He told police he awoke with injuries after getting drunk at a party on November 28th.Smith tells authorities the victim broke his ankle when he fell on stairs as she and a man attempted to drag him to his home.The victim remains hospitalized.Smith turned herself in to police on December 8th.